Autobiography of an old umbrella jokes

          My umbrella's autobiography would be titled “Gone with the Wind.” Why did the umbrella take a sick day?!

          On my rewatch of season 1 and noticed that in episode 5 when Five is flipping through Viktor's book, there's actually a pretty clear passage you can read.

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        2. My umbrella's autobiography would be titled “Gone with the Wind.” Why did the umbrella take a sick day?
        3. Neville Chamberlain's umbrella was ubiquitous during the Munich Crisis and in its aftermath, as material object, as commodity, and as political emblem that came.
        4. We make abominable jokes upon the Umbrella; we borrow it without compunction from any confiding friend, though with the full intention of never returning itin.

          5. Autobiography Jokes

          My friend claims that he “accidentally” glued himself to his autobiography, but I don’t believe him.

          But that’s his story, and he’s sticking to it.

          I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography.

          That's the story of my life.

          My friend ate his autobiography

          He is a bit strange, and totally full of himself

          Why didn't the chicken like Colonel Sander's autobiography?

          Because chickens can't read.

          My parents read the book I was writing.

          They said the main character wasn't likeable.

          It was an autobiography...

          I am reading an autobiography of a double amputee…

          It’s called “A Farewell To Arms”.

          What did billionaire Buffett's mistress title her tell all autobiography?

          Did you hear about the murderer who wrote a really short autobiography in prison?

          Told this guy that I hated his autobiography.

          He got very very offended.

          I said, 'Look, it's nothing personal.'

          I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing

          It would defi